conservative rant


akin to a ministered surmon.

a laborsome, albeit somewhat amusingly skewed compilation of conjecture, misunderstandings, bible quotes, fox news “facts”, hocus-pocus, psuedo-science and fairy-tales. usually involving loose, air-borne saliva and the use of a snot-rag.

see liberal rant.
my neighbor wouldn’t shut-up about his pastor’s town-hall meeting on liberals. his conservative rant lasted two whole minutes. thank g-d for the star spangled banner. i thought he’d never stop. my friend and i got back to the game just before kick-off.

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