conservidouche
a person who believes in being close-minded to the point of extreme douchbag-ness
putting time restrictions on your gaming consoles for beliefs although your friends do not share the same extreme beliefs that you may have.
“just let us play after sundown, brandon grentz room 414, don’t be a conservidouche.”
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