Consexcrate


kon-s-x-crate verb. 1) the act of having s-x in one’s office to make it sacred. 2) the act of blessing a sp-ce in hopes for good luck and good fortune.
eow: “i am so excited about my promotion and my new office.”
fab: “you better ‘cons-xcrate’ that office, otherwise you might have bad luck.”
eow: “oh man, really. ok, i will tonight.”

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