Conshittency
the const-tution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.
i need to stop eating so much fiber, my consh-ttency is like baby food!
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any noun (idea). can replace any person, place, or thing in a sentence. short for constabulator. i went to the constab yesterday and ordered some constabs.
- pwnarific
the adjetive form of “pwn.” very good; pwns omg!!! shirlie’s bewbs r pwnarific!!!
- botty burp
a fart. polite method for children to describe the act of farting. i did a botty burp. when your -rs- decides to make the noise that should have left your mouth,after a large swig of stella. what little girls and boys call a fart. see bottomburp “my cousin did a bottyburp yesterday!” “oh, that’s nice!”
- Rewey
the process of being dominated by a woman by very uncomfortable levels. originates from a bartender from rewey, wisconsin. she would rip off your p-n-s and screw your -ss with it. dude, andy i got reweyed by that chick last night. i can’t feel my d-ck and my -ss hurts.
- Submarine Hit
when you take a huge hit off a pipe, joint or whatever you’re smoking weed with and immidiately, while the smoke is still in your lungs, start drinking a lot of ice cold water. keep drinking til the cups gone. helps you keep in monster hits you usually would just choke on, cough up, look […]