consider the goats


when somebody has a plan, but hasn’t thought it all the way through; when a person hasn’t thought of the consequences of their future actions
person 1: “dude, are you going to consider the goats?”
person 2: “no i guess i haven’t. i should probably do that. that’s for reminding me bro.”

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