consistent lay


a relationship status in which the parties involved have s-xual intercourse on a regular basis, nothing more and nothing less.
father. “son, you should get out of the house and get a steady job.”

twixter son: “dad, all i really need is a consistent lay.”

father: “someday soon, you’ll be going through your quarter life crisis.”

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