consoled


a form of making out, always in a car, over the center console. usually, this happens because a girl is too prude to take it to the backseat in the car. this action almost always results in sore ribs, because both people rub their sides against the console while kissing.
cooper’s ribs were very sore after being consoled by suzy. she’s such a prude.

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