Consolicularitis


swollen sore tesicules from bashing the gaming console on your package during bursts of outrage, resulting from playing war games on xbox.
during a marathon session of playing xbox, wilson eventually had enough and screamed “godd-mn it!” when he died (again), and simultaneously bashed the console into his testicules, resulting in severe consolicularitis.

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