consterbating


the act of or fulfilling one’s own desire to forcefully withdrawal a brown dragon while playfully caressing the penile shaft.
anthony: so, you think john’s consterbating in there??
dustin: smells like it.
anthony: well, it can’t be too painful, he’s got a p-rn mag in his hand.

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