Consti-douchebag


an individual who routinely confuses the const-tution and the declaration of independence when arguing about political matters.
fred: america is totally a christian nation! i mean, the const-tution talks about our “creator”, after all!

jack: you’re thinking of the declaration of independence, you consti-douchebag.

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