Constimplating
the act of thought processing while constipated and using the toilet.
guy 1: hold on man, ill be right back, i gotta let out a big one
guy 2: alright ill wait
“goes to washroom and comes back 10 minutes later”
guy 1: dude i just thought of the coolest word!!
guy 2: must of been doing some mad constimplating
guy 1: dammit you already got it >.
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