constipassion
an emotion expressed by a phenomenally talented musical r-t-rd when he plays an instrument (whatever that is) with such maniacal intensity that his face is contorted in an undefined painful, bowel-racking, tear-jerking, artery-busting expression bordering constipation and -rg-sm.
the musical mensa played with such fervor his face expressed constip-ssion.
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