Constipated German Ass Goblin
a goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there’s a monster screaming.
i couldn’t sleep last night because the constipated german -ss goblin was disturbing my sleep.
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