ConsTITution
a doc-ment which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to s-xual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.
she joked that the first and second amendments to the const-tution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare br–sts.
1: a now-irrelevant doc-ment which once provided freedom for americans. replaced by the patriot act, a sugar-coated doc-ment that repeals all civil liberties that americans once enjoyed.
2: the bush administration’s toilet paper.
the const-tution was an important doc-ment in american history.
was last seen burning in george bush’s fireplace
makes great smores that smell like freedom!
once the writen law of the united states, now it’s just spare toilet paper for the white house.
bit by bit, the const-tution is being turned into a useless piece of paper.
-a person’s build.
-a thing’s appearance.
-a nation’s vital doc-ment regarding how it works, and, for example, what freedoms the people are allowed.
“the us const-tution is not only vital, but sacred as well.”
-me
something made irrelavent by bush
george w bush: “that const-tution makes great toilet paper!”
the greatest form of writing to ever exist. it is the only true thing that shows how much freedom we’re supposed to be having in the usa. however, dumb-sses like george w. bush have never even looked at it and conservatives think they can change it around to meet their own selfish needs and beliefs.
too bad our president isn’t doing things that are said in the const-tution.
Read Also:
- constitutional option
another name for the so-called “nuclear” option which would prevent filibusters in the united states senate, thus giving a large amount of power to simple majority of senators. the const-tutional option would call for 51 votes to invoke cloture and end debate instead of the long established rule requiring two-thirds or 60 votes to invoke […]
- Constopeetion
when you have to pee and then you try and it wont come out. (constopation with pee) “i had to pee but then when i got to the bathroom i had to struggle to get it out. i had some serious constopeetion.”
- contemporaneousity
the art of being all on the same planet at exactly the same time, or moment despite the illusion of zones and invisible, divisible, spatial boundaries. sunny was secure in her contemporaneousity.
- Conver-fuckin-sation
conver-f-ckin-sation – 1) a deep, awkward or intense conversation brought on unexpectedly or in an inappropriate place or time. usually the person is trapped and forced to partic-p-te with no way out. 2) a harmless or superficial discussion that takes a serious or intense turn without notice or opportunity for escape. 3) having to listen […]
- Coochie bitch
a man who is either afraid of or a repellent of p-ssy. wow. look at that guy max running away from two hot chicks. what a coochie b-tch! stuck up, generally extremely conceded girls who believe the world revolves around them. generally caked up to no end and enjoy wearing black spandex and ugz. d-mn […]