Consuela

universal name for a hotel maid.
“we need more towels. call consuela!”
the best character in family guy. a hispanic maid who appears in several episodes.
consuela: “oh, no, doggie out! afuera!”

stewie: “this isn’t windex, but it’s the store brand; it’s just as good.”
consuela: “no, no… it leave a film.”
stewie: “i don’t care about the film, just use it!”
consuela: “no, no… i no can clean.”
stewie: “ssshhhhhhhit.”
someone who doesn’t try at anything and accepts failure.
did you see that consuela? she didn’t even try to catch the ball.
(noun): refers to fine s-xy lady that is so hot you can tan off of her & has a vivacious/ravishing personality being a perfect 10 out of 10 on a scale of 1 being cold as ice and 10 being hot like fire. very primped and always kept up on appearances. a consuela is great in bed and not afraid to show off her body or try new crazy things. usually of spanish decent, but not always. an opposite of a consuela would be a woady.
“d-mn, look at that consuela that just walked in the club – she so fine!”

“i’m jealous of that consuela, i wish i looked as hot as her with her b-mp it and flawless, curvaceous body.”
a person more than just a maid name, the name of a unqiue gurl. and always get complents on the name espcially if she is not spanish.
her names consuela and she just black i like her name it rolls of the tounge.
member of the branch floridians sect involved with running rasputin-linked websites, consuela is one of the people – or fake nics – who took over anarchist alliance on behalf of this sect.

consuela may be a fake id for michelson-morely. watch out for these people (or this person), they are dangerous.
consuela, as with other michelson-morely id’s, is a female id. michelson-morely spreads confusion by using both male and female id’s.
consuela may be a fake id for michelson-morely. watch out for these people (or this person), they are dangerous.

consuela is one of the people – or fake nics – who took over anarchist alliance on msn. this i.d. is involved with running rasputin-linked websites.
consuela, as with other michelson-morely id’s, is a female id. michelson-morely spreads confusion by using both male and female id’s.