consulting
the act of telling your client you know how to “grab the low hanging fruit” or that task “is like trying to rearrange the deck furniture on the t-tanic.” one then charges a ton of money to the client for something that could have easily been done by a trained monkey. this scam continues to the next client once the original realizes they can do the same work for much cheaper.
i was going to work for a large bank, but then i realized i could do easier work and make more money consulting for the banks, by using meaningless phrases executives love to hear.
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