consummate vs
the scales of trogdor the burninator
“i said consummate vs, consummate!!”
consummate means ‘perfect and complete in every respect’ or ‘having all necessary qualities.’ therefore, consummate v’s are perfect and complete v’s, having all necessary qualities of a v, namely an evenly pointed bottom and straight, even sides.
strongbad: “i said consummate v’s! consummate!!! {shakes his head} geez. {walks away muttering} guy wouldn’t know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face….”
coach z (off camera) “that happened once!”
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