contabulated


uberly tired. exhausted. completely lacking energy. sleepy
i was pretty contabulated after that long days’ hard work.
to regroup, to organize your thoughts when your mind is spinning.
i just came home from a long day at work. the house is a mess, dirty floors, dirty dishes, how did the fly get in here? the newspaper is spread all over the rug, the dog is barking at me, the kids are yelling for dinner. please everyone! give me just a moment to get contabulated!

Read Also:

  • Swagblock

    the act of blocking one’s swag. intentionally or unintentionally getting in the way of one’s swagger. i was getting it in with this chick when he just came up to me to talk about call of duty… totally swagblocked me

  • continuous chill

    1)always in a state of chill 2)never p-ssed off “he’s always in a state of continuous chill.”

  • Caldywelly

    a caldywelly is usually a pe teacher who can be found to play warcraft in his free time. his students will pick up on this and make fun of him for it. as you can tell, any respect he had, he has lost now. he also has a irish accent that even an alcoholic leprachaun […]

  • Efrom the Retarded Rabbit

    bugs bunny’s real name “all in favor of bugs bunny raise your hand…all in favor of efrom the r-t-rded rabbit raise your hand.” “oh you can all go to h-ll.”

  • Dumpsaving

    1. choosing, not through extenuating circ-mstances such as being on a movie set or hiking, choosing, when the option to do otherwise exists, choosing to forego bowel movements so that when you finally dump the result is fantastic. the dumpsave is believed to originate on the ucsb campus 1985 ce 24 hours after last dump: […]


Disclaimer: contabulated definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.