contact precautions


1. when an individual or group of individuals opt to join a cult wherein one is to deny themselves the simple pleasures of hygiene. every two years, one of them is given the chance to venture out into society to spread “the word”. when this individual is seen in the general population, contact precauctions dictates that no sane person should attempt to physically contact that person, even by phone, lest he or she catch even the idea of the whiff of this sk-nky person’s stank.
kelsey’s cousin, herman, is in town since joining that p–py cult. it would be advised to practice contact precautions against that snood.

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