contagidiginosis
in the words of heather brewer, “apparently, it eats away the lining of the stomach like acid and comes from cross-eyed antelopes in africa” (chronicles of vladimir tod: tenth grade bleeds).
i can’t go to the dance tonight, i’ve got contagidiginosis.
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