Contarted


1. namely, something that is both confusing and retarted

2. a human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.
1. i don’t care about biology, it is so contarted!

2. since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.
to be confused and r-t-rded. r-t-rded meaning dumb
that was a very contarted thing to do.

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