Contembating
one who is contemplating to m-st-rb-t-, but questioning why or why not during such session. or one who is making a serious or life changing decision while masturbating.
wife – “honey did you decide whether or not the baby is a good idea”
husband – “well, after a few hours of contembating, i have made this life changing serious decision.”
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