Contingency Cleaning
mad, hurried cleaning of one’s living quarters, with the expectation of securing a first visit by a member of the opposite s-x. said quarters usually are in such a state of disarray, that only large amounts of caffeine or adrenaline can accomplish the seemingly impossible task. often accompanied by attempts to make one’s quarters “chick-friendly”, by purchasing such essential items as: soap, toilet paper, water, and anything to put in the refrigerator other than beer, salasa, and leftover pizza.
dude, i’m doing mad contingency cleaning because juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.
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