contol


(n.)a south american village co-habited by english men and american girls with a creature lurking about known only as a dylan. the alpha male of the village will usually beat his chest and swing along the jungle vines to try and woo the scantily clad, wellie-wearing american girls.

-contol people enjoy small prosperity by exporting mud pots to other local villages.

-the contol has suffered 6 civil wars and dislikes commies and europeans.
the contol u.s.a.k. imports anime, a small plant from the riverside next to a nearby village. other villagers dislike the plant and consider its appearance quite strange.

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