contommelate


the act of contommelating occurs when partic-p-ting in a game of centurion, only to vomit the entire contents of your stomach into an esky, resulting in your disqualification of the game (unless you make it to 100!)
i really feel for simmo, he was going so well – only to contommelate at 96. since he got the lowest score, he had to clean paul’s esky at the end of the game.

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