contoocook


the village in the town of hopkinton nh named by native americans. also a word no m-sshole can pr-nounce.
m-sshole: where do you live?
wicked awesome nh resident: contoocook
m-sshole: haha what was that co-ton-a-cook?

wicked awesome nh resident: -blank stare. proceeds to run over with a moose. stands over m-sshole and says ‘ya b-tch ya!’

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