Contra

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start.
1. an opposing force; something opposite

2. the name of vampire weekend’s soph-m-re alb-m in reference to the above definition
1. my contra in the student body election beat me by 10 votes.

2. “i think you’re a contra. i think that you lie.” -vampire weekend, i think ur a contra
a game that pwns all.

you have not become a man until you have beaten contra iii: alien wars with three lives on hard.

when used properly, contra is another word for pwning everything, which is what you do in the game.
“dood, we were so contra, we pwn the world”
a series of games based on fighting the alien sc-m, red/blood falcon.

the nes game features two shirtless marines, larry and bill, with an -rs-nal of weapons through 8 different zones.

weapons (best to worst):
(s)spread gun- spreads powerful bullets in a large radius. be thankful you have this weapon.
(l)laser- most powerful weapon, continues after hits an enemy, however it stops if fired continuously.
(m)machine gun- hold a to save a f-ck load of time and lose some thumb cramps.
(b)force field- like a star in mario, except there is no extra music. stay focused to see when it stops.
(r)rapid fire- speeds up your bullets, not useful unless many are collected, then its tha sh-t!
(f)fireball- slow, fired in groups of three, spirals. worst weapon unless you gather lots of r.
contra
super contra
contra iii: the alien wars
many more…
1. a video game played on the nes

2. an opposing force

3. military forces created by the cia in the mid 80’s to combat the sadinista movement in nicaragua and the spread of communism in central america, funded by weapon sales to iran and the spread of crack-cocaine through the united states.
1. contra is a bad-ss game.

2. the contra to fire is water.

3. cia contras in central america were created to keep the united states foothold on the region during the cold war period.
kick-ss video game that wussies think is too hard, so they put in a thirty lives code.
in a word: hardcore
contra iii kicks so much -ss that it is not suitable for women and children.