Contrabass Bugle


the biggest baddest instrument in the marching band!
often misnamed as a contrab-ss tuba, it can be called contrab-ss, tuba, contra (the most common name), or holy m-f-ing monstrosity (normally the first reaction when you see it for the first time

can wiegh between 35 to 85 pounds, hard to march with (since they block 50% of periferal view), super expencsive, and the people that play it are the coolest, toughest, bad-ss people out there, contra players should always be treaten with respet, and always allowed to sit in the back of the bus, be last in the line, or the last in anything (it just how they roll)
“what that giant entanglement of metal being carred on that guys shoulder”
“thats a contrab-ss bugle, friend, the best thing in this band”
the most bad -ss instrument on the marching field
“look at that guy march that contrab-ss bugle, he’s so awesome!”

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