contract warp
deviation from a marriage ‘contract’…upon getting ‘married-up’; the wife (or husband!) refuses to “put-out”. -the ‘shut-down’ partner then seeks ‘solace’ outside the marriage. -upon discovery of the ‘sin’, the offending party becomes ‘the devil’
usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to ‘make-it’ without s-x!!??. (rumor has it, some women actually like s-x!!??)
when not following through on the “for better or worse” pledge, the party not fulfilling their ‘obligation/s’; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while ‘putting out’ is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
he was pumping every ‘pelt’ in town, because of contract warp!
contract warp had her grinding the ‘poison’ out of some strange!
layla helped ‘soothe’ kate’s h-ll-burn of contract warp!!
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