Contradict-the-implied
a form of putting words into someone’s mouth by disagreeing with what you think another has suggested rather than what they’ve actually said, usually in a very exaggerated way
“can you take me to the mall real quick, jen?” asked ron. “i’m not your slave here to serve you,” said jen. “oh brother! another contradict-the-implied statement. i never said that.”
wendy’s made the contradict-the-implied statement of a typical stern parent: “can i have a couple bucks for a new video game.” “money does not grow on trees and this is not a playground, young man.”
george’s contradict-the-implied statement really p-ssed me off. after i asked him if he wanted to see a movie together, he yelled, “i’m not the movie wizard who was brought here to go to the movies with you, cindy.”
“want to hang out today?” i asked ron. “i do too have a job and a life,” he retorted with some snotty contradict-the-implied statement.
“i’m not a pervert with a toe castle and fungus in my room,” said andy when i asked if he would rub my feet. “quit making contradict-the-implied statements. i never said that.”
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