contributing
(short for contributing to society):
1)what everty warm-blooded college graduate/silicon valley inhabitant (who can pay his rent), man, woman, and child should be doing;
2)the act of helping your fellow man;
3)giving positive input;
4)making life better for everyone;
5)tax evasion;
president elect: “ya’ll oughta cown-tree-bute!”
me/you: i contribute every year and every waking moment of my life which i personally strive to make as beneficial to men of all walks of life (avoid adding the obvious “especially the poor”).
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