Convenience
noun
1. anything that saves or simplifies work, adds to one’s ease or comfort, etc., as an appliance, utensil, or the like.
2. a concept that diminishes hopelessly, the more we go out and drink our faces off, on a friday night.
1. james: “you can just walk over it.”
2. james: “whatever happened to the idea of simple convenience!” -chases his choking frustration with a cold one-
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