Conversation Olympics
when having a conversation with someone and they feel like they have to continually one up you about things you are conversing about.
you: hey you’ll never guess what happened today! i won a free burrito at the school fair!
them: oh really that’s awesome! well i ran into my friend who’s parents own a five star restaurant and i got a $50 meal for free.
you: yishh this isn’t a conversation olympics
you: hey check out these cute shoes i got on sale!
them: oh cute! i just got a pair too. they are -insert expensive, flashy designer-
you: i wasn’t trying to have a conversation olympics, i just thought you would like my new shoes…
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