Conversational Life Support
when only one person is attempting to keep a conversation alive. almost the equivalent of a having a conversation with yourself.
a one-sided conversation.
typically occurs online.
jake messages girl on mysp-ce/facebook/random dating website:
jake: hi, what’s your name?
girl: jamie
jake: so where do you work?
girl: mcdonald’s
jake: what do you plan to be when you grow up?
girl: dancer
jake: what kind of dancer?
girl: ballet, i g2g
— note that the girl only gives one word responses and offers no questions in return. this is a perfect example of conversational life support. of course, in the end the conversation died rather abruptly, despite jake’s attempts to keep it alive.
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