coob

noun :a woman who often reacts in a cantankerous, opinionated manner as she approaches the pre menopausal stage of her life …this behaviour is nearly always accompanied by or closely followed by, the desire to sh-g or the need to s-xually fantasize about anyone who makes her laugh hard enough. a coob can often be identified by her mating call which sounds rather like ‘baguette’
– she acted like a complete coob in the bakery

– when she couldn’t get the wrapping off the b-tter quick enough she started ranting like a right coob

– she’s as h-rny as a coob
1. to be cooler than cool. coobs has worked its way into internet chat slang. used mainly in msn conversations and mmorpg chats, this word is a hip twist on a combination of the words cool and b–bs, which elevates its meaning above plain old cool.
the most common use for coobs stems from talking to your friends on msn. they may say something that you don’t really feel like responding to, and that’s when you type “coobs”. they’ll be like, “sweet, he was listening”, when you really weren’t.
cougar b–bs
wow debbie you have coobs
the mixture between a cooch and a b–b
she has a nice coob
cat b–bs. as one would say moobs (man b–bs).
my cat has some serious coobs, they wiggle when she walks.
cool b–bs on a person
i saw coobs thats cool
the art of the drop shot, perfected by matthew mcooblie. frustrates kids to the point of self inflicted pain
dude that f-cked just coobed me hes such a die hard