cooch guard
the female equivalent to a c-ck block
-talking to the hulk-
rose: yeah, it’s green.
kitty: hey, rose! -walking up with gay-tard-
rose: …oh, haii, kitty, gay-tard.
kitty: oh, i see ur busy, let’s go gay-tard!
gay-tard: hulk, let’s talk about batman and underworld.
rose: dood, you are seriously being a cooch guard right now.
kitty: yeah.
gay-tard: oh, ok. -stomps off-
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