cooch poodle
a sk-nk who hasn’t shaved her who-ha in 10 months.
that girls skirt is so short you can see her cooch poodle.
that cooch poodle needs two hair styles for that short dress!
that stripper needs to shave her cooch poodle, it’s springing out the side of her thong.
her cooch poodle itself could give me it’s own lap dance!
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