Coochie crawler


a man, usually middle aged (who doesn’t drink), who makes it a point to hang out where younger attractive girls hang out(usually a bar) in the hopes that they have even the slightest possibility of scoring.
jay doesn’t drink but hangs out at the bar hoping to find a woman he can score with. what a coochie crawler.

tom and i went to the bar yesterday. i got hammered but tom doesn’t drink, he just went along to coochie crawl.

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