coof
the sound a pidgeon makes when you kick it
a “coofer” is someone who kicks pidgeons
the coofer made the pidgeon coof
a coof is a word for a v-g-n- with a ball sack under it. the coof may also have a single t-st-c-l in rare cases
kieran lynch’s coof
to -j-c-l-t- on one’s own face – “c-m on own face”, coof.
cakes> lol adz you coof
adz> wtf i did not c-m on my own face!!
term used mainly in london as a replacement for the word cocaine.
person1. got any coof?
person2. yeah i got loads!
person1. safe gimme a half!
noun
an inept thief, a moron, or -sshole.
tristan: some coof tried stealing my bike!
clark: no way!
tristan: yeah, but i found it right in my f-ckin’ complex!
clark: what a coof!
it’s a mix of the words c-nt and goof.
can you get me a gl-ss of water?
no.
ur such a coof!
an acronymn for constantly overweighted, overhated, free f-cking motherf-cker sucker piece of sh-t
your are one coof
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