Cooged
when a cougar sucessfully stalks and captures its prey(younger guy). usually the coog-ee will be too distracted by t-ts and/or -ss to articulate this, but the friends that he leaves behind will most likely remark on their bro getting cooged.
s-xy lady: hey chaz, do you want to come do some unimportant task privately with me away from your friends?
chaz: sure, (to friends) i’ll see you guys later.
you guys: d-mn bro, chaz just got cooged.
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