Cook a bitch


to have s-x.

also known as:
baking that -ss, grilling a hoe, tossing your salad up in that junk.
1) guy one: “hey dude, what did you do with that chick who was all over you after i left last night?”
guy two: “man i cooked a b-tch.”
guy one: “h-ll yeah man! well, later. i’mma go cook a b-tch myself.”

2) girl one: “hey, how come your boyfriend’s status on mysp-ce is ‘just cooked a b-tch’?
girl two: “we just f-cked!”
girl one: “nice!”

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