cookatude
main entry: cookatude
pr-nunciation: \ˈku̇k-uh-tüd
function: verb
etymology: hood english, from old english cōc, from latin coquus, from coquere to cook; akin to old english āfigen fried, greek pessein to cook and french, from italian att-tudine, literally, apt-tude, from late latin apt-tudin-, apt-tudo fitness — more at apt-tude
1 : a person who prepares food for eating in a bad-ss way
2 : a position -ssumed for the specific purpose of cooking
ex 1: woah, bobby flay got his b-tt wooped cause that person he faced on throw down has cookatude.
ex 2: that person stands so tall when he is in the kitchen he truly has cookatude.
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