cooked a pudding
to sh-t, p–p, cr-p, dump, pinch a loaf, drop deuce, defecated, take a dump, go number 2, do dookie, take a sh-t, drop a load, drop the kids off at the pool, shart, take the browns to the superbowl, blast a dookie, spray mud, hershey squirts, upper decker, tussle with the toilet, sh-tting, do a deuce nugget, burn a mule, battling the brown juggernaut, brawl with the bowl, pitch a loaf, do doo doo, juggernaut runs… usually soft.
this occurs when one has a viral infection, when one is under excessive mental stress, or when one eats too much greasy fast-food.
{john} dude, what took you so long??
{bill} i cooked a pudding. :-3
sorry i was late. i was cooking pudding all morning.
{jack} hey, jill… wanna mess around?
{jill} sure… but give me ten minutes. i have to go cook some pudding first.
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