Cooked Grenade
the things you throw at someone willing to catch a grenade for someone
that guy told his girlfriend he’d catch a grenade for her…..so i threw a cooked grenade and sn-tched her for myself
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female genitals let me see your coolee
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tampons ugh, i’m on my period. mom, go get me some d-mn cootchie stix!
- Gibbony
the appearance of someone who from a distance or through blurred vision appears hot, but when in focus they fall short of expectations. you: “he’s a looker!” me: “nah he’s just gibbony”
- Peachy Slice
a woman v-g-n-l lips she has a lovely set of peachy slices…. he went down on her only to find she had some moist peachy slices
- roman alarm clock
when you do a roman helmet (aka place your p-n-s between a girls eyes so that it looks like she’s wearing a helmet) and she wakes up to the view of p-n-s in the morning. “the b-tch was sleeping so i decided to wake her with the ol’ roman alarm clock”