Cookie Coma


n. the sugar-fueled diabetic sleep that results after wolfing down more cookies than you feel your body should be able to take. possible side effects could mean waking up in a dough dump; n. the cocaine-induced high you may find yourself in when the world just sort of slips away and 24 hours later, you are unable to even remember if you were tripping b-lls or not.
1. my 100 hour cookie coma was so wonderful! i’m even forced to live on insulin due to my binge-ful eating! hoorah!

2. “where…. wh, whaa…..who/where/what/when/why the f-ck am i?”

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