Cookie Crisp Caviar
the plethora of little processed micro-chocolate chips from the last of a box of cookie crisp, that acc-mulate at the bottom of the bowl. upon finishing cereal, one may drink the milk, and with the final gulp, may indulge in a mouthful of general mill’s finest softened cocoa caviar delight. the milk-penetrated chip-u-oles melt in your mouth. if one cared to open ones eyes during the consumption of such a delicacy, one would notice that their treat resembled caviar.
i giggle at how regal we are with all our dom perignon and cognac soaked lobster tail, yet i do so envy parker over there; he’s currently partaking in some cookie crisp caviar. d-ck.
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