Cookie Cutter Girlfriend
the cookie cutter girlfriend is like a regular girlfriend except she has been shaped to conform to your own needs and to ‘do the stuff you do’. once she eventually realises she has her own mind, it’s likely she will wake-up and run away….just in time for you to find another and get the cookie cutter plan going again. it’s important that she always funds her own conversion, as you’ll be penniless in no time after a dozen candidates
dude 1 : wow, your new girlfriend is totally ideal – great catch dude!
dude 2 : nah dude, she’s a cookie cutter girlfriend. at least i’m creating more hot cycling chicks for the greater good of all!
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