cookie d’oh!
the experience of realizing you forgot to order girl scout cookies from the local seller. sometimes accompanied by a forehead slap and a wave of regret. it happens most often when the seller is distributing cookies to those who did buy.
i had a cookie d’oh! when eddie handed out his daughter’s girl scout cookie orders. next year i’ll order for sure.
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