cookie granderson


another name for the multi all star mlb center fielder curtis granderson. the name originated from his sweet catches and sugary att-tude both on and off the field. after each time granderson hits a home run the bleacher creatures in the outfield have been known to yell, “ding the cookies are done”
hey jeter did you see cookie granderson make that diving catch last night to win the game?

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