cookie mom
moms who have tons of fake friends, are right-winged conservatives, overly religious, read lots of books that all have the same plots, keeps the scr-pbook industry going, and have nothing to do but make cookies and cakes all day.
(based on a true story)
teenager: hi, i just came by to pick up some scr-pbooking supplies for my mom.
cookie mom: ok, let me get them
-oven alarm-
cookie mom: hold on, i just have some cookies in the oven.
teenager: ok, -tries to hold back laughter-
1 more definition
someone who likes cookies a little too much..
that woman’s such a cookie mom. i mean, she must be buyin them oreos every other day!
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